North Carolina is HOT

too hot to blog.

brain melted.

i am sitting with steve using stolen wifi (thanks Jacobs family network!) on his work laptop. Hey Jacobs - get a password! We realized that while we know our neighbors, we do not know any of their last names, so our teenage babysitter could be a Jacobs for all we know! WE DO NOT KNOW HER LAST NAME. how big a problem is this? we know where she lives. we know her mom. oh dear.

if anyone is watching anything good on TV this summer, please alert us asap. there is NOTHING on! And we don't get Bravo, so we can't watch Top Chef! What kind of fancy digital cable package doesn't have Bravo?? they don't carry it down here - wtf? i was watching Starter Wife (as alert readers will recall) but it seems to have been a 6 episode mini series. bummer, since it really was pretty good. Sunset Tan, thank goodness seems to have wrapped up - talk about brain melt. we are watching Entourage and Flight of the Conchords. Oh, and I almost forgot Hidden Palms!! talk about guilty pleasure.

steve says: BLAHHHHHGspot. blah blah blah.

good night.

PS Steve says, a propos of god knows what, that he wants to start a reverse fat camp, where you attend to gain weight. menu: pancakes with peanut butter for breakfast, pancakes with Greek yogurt for lunch, sweet potato pancakes for dinner, buckwheat pancakes for midnight snack.

PPS Did I tell you that if you ask Nina if she speaks Japanese, she'll say: "Moshi moshi!"